Saturday, June 12, 2010

I Don't Like


1. That I recommend wonderful music to people that I later hold great contempt for. Wonderful music becomes a part of people, and the people I greatly dislike don't deserve to have such things be a part of them.

2. Why most of the modern books (not classics) on sale are Romance novels. These are superfluous to me.

3. That every time I walk by the new candy shop the song "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent starts playing in my head.

4. The name 50 cent, it should be "50 cents." "50," implies that there is more than one, and therefore it is PLURAL not SINGULAR.

5. That almost every time I'm having an intellectual conversation I end using the word "awesome," or "that's cool," to express my enthusiasm for the particular topic of discussion. I've never even like the word "cool"....... I do like the word "awesome." Unfortunately.

6. The amount of STUPID vampire books. Apparently, in these modern times, vampires go academies, sparkle in the sunlight, and fall in love with humans. Pretty soon they'll stop drinking blood. What would Bram Stoker say?

7. Every pianist seems to specialize in Beethoven.

8. That I can't understand most text messages I receive. People aren't using abbreviations anymore, they are creating their own idiotic language.

9. The poetry of today.... at least most of it. I don't understand the motive behind most modern poets. I don't know what their trying to communicate, therefore their work has no meaning to me.

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